50 things my wife would not do on a job

My wife was digging through some old paperwork and found a career counseling exercise she did about five years ago. The prompt was "name 50 things you would not do on a job." I love her ability to brainstorm, especially in career guidance-like situations. Check out number forty-four...

1. Sit and use a computer all day
2. Cut down trees
3. Play any sport
4. Clean windows on a sky scraper
5. Cut and color hair
6. Install electrical equipment
7. Fix any cars
8. Teach math
9. Collect money at a tollbooth
10. Collect garbage
11. Typing all dialog in a court room
12. Test makeup products on animals
13. Operate on someone
14. Feed and clean up after animals at the zoo
15. Write people speeding tickets, parking tickets, etc.
16. Knit
17. Commentate for sports events
18. Call people's homes and try to sell them things
19. Mow lawns
20. Fly an airplane
21. Ride a tractor
22. Fix traffic lights
23. Sell food in the stands at sporting events
24. Paint houses
25. Fix toilets
26. Shovel snow
27. Climb a mountain
28. Save someone from a shark
29. Wax bikini lines, legs, upper lips, eye brows, etc.
30. Crack someone's back
31. Try out new medications
32. Sew clothing
33. Print newspapers
34. Deliver mail all day
35. Fix roofing
36. Build furniture
37. Give people manicures or pedicures
38. Drive public transportation
39. Be a mascot for a team
40. Walk a tight rope
41. Coach any sport
42. Flip burgers at a fast food restaurant
43. Check people for lice
44. Put make up on dead people
45. Pass laws in the senate
46. Kill animals for food
47. Patrol the ghetto
48. Check people for STDs
49. Dance at a strip club
50. Give people bad news about their health